December 2nd, 2005 by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Britney Tosses Federline

Not that kind of “toss”, but literally kicked his wannabe-gangsta ass out the door.

Britney Spears is said to have have booted her wannabe gangsta husband, Kevin Federline, out of their Malibu mansion. NY Daily News reports that the couple got into a big fight in which Britney banished K-Fed to the Beverly Hills Hotel. Word is that Britney lost it when a pot-packing pal of the unemployed dumbass showed up their house.

The rise and fall of this woman is almost tragic. From sex symbol to slut to shitty mother to Cruise-like psycho. Anybody else feel this is like watching a trainwreck in slow motion? Poor kid. Might as well give him up to Michael Jackson. He will just hold him over a balcony, but at least he will watch out for him.

Thanks Yeeeah.




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