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The former woman attempting to be a man has given birth.

Ehm..congratulations Thomas Beatie on giving birth to a healthy baby girl.  Hopefully your child won’t be as confused about their sexuality as you were.  And hopefully you and your wife won’t sell your child’s soul to magazines.

What can Thomas look forward to?  Well, breast-feeding is going to be a bitch and the therapy sessions for his daughter are going to cost a lot of money- so maybe looking forward isn’t the best option.

Amy Winehouse got her ass grounded.

Now Magazine is reporting that Amy’s record label has put her on house-arrest! Wtf, is that even possible?  In addition, the label hired security to make sure that junkies won’t try to sell her shit. It does seem like a good plan because this will keep Amy in line.  But on the other hand she could go nuts and break the deal with her record label meaning she would never sing again, causing massive sadness in my heart. The source for the magazine stated:

“Effectively, Amy’s been put under house arrest. She’s being monitored 24/7 to make sure she’s behaving herself and keeping out of harm’s way. There’s also a security guard stationed outside her house to vet any undesirables. From now on there’ll be no more waifs and strays - or fans - coming into her place wreaking havoc.”

I think the source is wrong. The only havoc that was ever created was by Amy. There will always be drugs- it’s up to the artist to take them or not.

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This is the face of the UNEMPLOYED.

It started with Starbucks…the 500 stores that were closing and the 7% cut on their work force. Depressing. This means that as many as 12,000 full-time and part-time retail positions will be eliminated. Disaster.
Just when we thought this was bad, American Airlines decided to cut the 900 flight attendant jobs. All those high oil prices are to blame for this one. And to make matters worse, The L.A Times is cutting 250 jobs.

Sure some of us don’t fly with American Airlines, or dine at Starbucks- some of us even hate The L.A Times, but the lives of these employees are going to be affected negatively. Does the US really need more negativity?!

Our economy is heading towards an epic failure.

These celebrities were born on July 3:

Tom Cruise is 46.
Patrick Wilson is 35.
Corey Sevier is 24.
Montel Williams is 52.
Connie Nielsen is 43.
Yeardley Smith is 44.
Ludivin Sagnier is 29.
Hunter Tylo is 46.

Holy shit! Are you as excited as I am about The Dark Knight??? Click here to watch the first five minutes of it!

Someone finally shut this bitch down.

Tila Tequila got turned down on her own show! Last night’s finale of A Shot at Love 2 was HILARIOUS.  Tila chose Kristy as her final choice but Kristy was like,”Nope, no thanks…I’m uh…confused.”  Tila stated that she keeps trying to look for love but each person who she attempts to give it to…walks out from her.  Damn, I wouldn’t walk out…I’d run out!!!

“Why, what am I doing wrong?” asks Tila.  You’re doing everything wrong- by breathing, singing, acting, stripping, faking that you’re bisexual, talking…etc.

A Shot at Stupidity should be MTV’s next awesome reality show featuring Tila Tequila.

UPDATE!!!: Tila Tequila changed her Myspace name to TILA TEQUILA- KRISTY IS FAKE! USED ME TO GET ON TV!  Very mature Tila, bravo.  Oh and she added a sweet little poem :

BITCHES AIN’T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS!

Thunderfuck my mouth is shut. Been a while, feel like a cunt.
Can’t wait for this drama to pass.
Oh the joy…..fuck you. My ass.
Live a lie.
Tell my mind.
Over soon. I can’t deny.
You will all soon see, the truth in my eyes.

Smile on my face, the loving embrace….but instead I’ll punch you in the face.
For a long time coming….I let you touch me….now that it’s over bitch….You better start running.
Pent up inside….telling these lies….this has gone too far…..the world will soon die.

Only 1 more day. To feel this way. Tomorrow I smile….brings another day!

Back to myself. Nobody else. Fuck all this bullshit. I’m back to myself. Yes. Thank the fuck God.

Tila

Tila Tequila: You fail. Face the truth, Kristy hit it and quit it.

Something doesn’t sound right.

Angelina Jolie’s obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann is going to hold a press conference late this afternoon. We have no idea what the hell he is going to announce. I hope it’s birth of the twins…but why would he need a conference? In Angelina’s last birth, they didn’t hold a conference…why would they hold one now? What makes this different? Angelina checked in at a French Riviera hospital on Sunday and was expected to give birth…Brad was seen leaving the seafront Lenval hospital Wednesday morning. Weird…why would he leave?

Hmm. Time to wait for this press conference- hopefully everything is fine.

UPDATE!!!: The conference wasn’t amazing. The doc said that Angelina is fine, so are the chosen ones, they will arrive in a few weeks. Blah blah blah…

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Kanye West never fails to surprise.

Women’s Wear Daily was able to catch the scoop on Kanye West teaming up with Louis Vuitton to design a line of men’s and women’s shoes. How cool is that? I want to snatch a pair of those shoes!!! I’m pretty sure that his line will be Grade A because he’s teamed up with the most amazing artist in the world: Takashi Murakami!!! Takashi probably gave Kanye a few tips when working with LV since Takashi has already worked with them. Kanye also has a jewelry line and is designing his own clothing line (coming out this November).

I wonder if Kanye will send Amy Winehouse some samples of his clothing line!!!

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Hot-damn, Will Smith looks delicious in his superhero uniform.

No worries, no spoilers here. The movie Hancock (PG-13) totally earns a C+. Most of you are probably thinking, ” Wtf? No- Will Smith is God. He did not just earn a C+.” This movie was not worth the time and money.

The first half was genius. Will’s character, John Hancock, was hilarious. But then there was a twist in the plot and it lead to a heartbreaking second half of the movie…which made me think: EPIC FAIL! I think the first half of the movie is what audience can really empathize with- Hancock being lonely, depressed, angry. We can understand him, we feel is pain- shit even a few tears were shed.

Unfortunately, the remainder of the movie just didn’t follow up to my expectations. There was unnecessary bullshit that could have been avoided. The graphics were good and so was the acting. Hell, even the music was great- but it just didn’t make me think WOW WHAT AN AWESOME MOVIE, like I, Robot. At least Charlize Theron looked smokin’ hot during one of the fight scenes!

Moral of Hancock: Never call John Hancock an asshole or your head will be stuck in someone’s ass.

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These celebrities were born on July 2:

Lindsay Lohan is 22.
Michelle Branch is 25.
Ashley Tisdale is 23.
Jerry Hall is 52.
Dan Renzi is 34.
Olivia Munn is 26.
Monie Love is 38.
Jerrod Emick is 39.

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Yes and No.

A French magazine has reported that the couple has given birth to their twins. Awesome. Good job. You know I’m getting really tired of these birth announcements for this couple. Yes, this includes adoption announcements as well.

Now this MAY be true or MAY NOT be true. My money is on that this statement is TRUE just because last time this rumor was FALSE.

We can only wait…for a really long time…

Finally! An article about a REAL actor BASHING the fake ones.

I am definitely on team Sir Ben Kingsley. This Oscar winning actor just squashed Hollywood for hiring people just because of their looks. He states:

“Some young people are told they are actors and they are not. It is unfair to exploit a young person who may look good on a magazine cover and tell them they can be in movies.”

A fine point he makes however beauty sells, sex sells, drugs sell..etc. Without these lame actors, there wouldn’t be a story for the public to feed on. Kingsley also took a stab at all the drug abuse in the acting industry:

“I have my own drug - it’s called acting. I get completely stoned on it.”

Rock that drug Ben, but can we really point fingers at Hollywood, or ourselves- the ones who crave more Hollywood?

Three cheers for the attention seekers.

The more I hear about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the more I want to punch the producers of The Hills for giving them a slice of popularity. Curse you MTV! So Heidi has confirmed that she wants to record a Christian album. Holy shit, who the hell told you that you could sing? I’m pretty sure an angel didn’t go to your room in the middle of the night and tell you should record a Christian album- if it was anyone’s idea, it was probably Spencer’s. We all know he’s got his bitch on a leash.

Heidi also mentioned- “I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God.” Since when did very religious people move in with their boyfriends before they got married? Since when did very religious people get implants? You could think for yourself at 2 years old? And get this, she considers herself as a “kind of non-denominational Baptist”….wtf? But the BEST part of the interview is the response on the Lauren Conrad sex tape:

“I don’t even want to talk about that. There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.”

Bloody hell, this bitch just compared herself to Jesus Christ. This dialogue is so much better than The Hills. Someone hire Spencer to be a new writer on The Hills.

These celebrities were born on July 1:

Pamela Anderson is 41.
Missy Elliot is 37.
Liv Tyler is 31.
Carl Lewis is 47.
Twyla Tharp is 67.
Sufjan Stevens is 33.
Henry Simmons is 38.
Andre Braugher is 46.
Dan Aykroyd is 56.
Fred Schneider is 57.

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Madonna’s bitch Guy left London to join Madonna in NYC.

After all the reports about them splitting up, one woman is going to fight back. This woman is….*drumroll*…Guy’s MOMMY( Lady Amber Leighton)!!! She gave the Telegraph the inside scoop of all the shit that has been goin’ down.

“There’s no conversation about divorce because there is no divorce. They are no different to most other couples and we all know that being together can be hard sometimes and marriages are not always a bed of roses. I’ll say it one more time, they are not getting divorced; the speculation is TT – that’s total tosh.”

Well no shit the bed isn’t made of roses. Madonna’s an old hag, she’s probably dried up roses. But thanks Mama Leighton for clearing the air.

Congratulations España for whooping Germany’s ass at the Euro 2008 Soccer Championship (1-0)!

Let’s give a big round of applause to Amy Winehouse for making it through the week!

I thought it was pretty amazing that she was able to perform on stage right after her whole tuberculosis/emphysema/crack shit. So during one of her songs, Unholy War- around the 2 minute mark she briefly sings: I’m not opening for a c*** like Kanye. HAHA!!! That was hilarious. Sure I love Kanye, but I love it more when Amy is all bitchy. Since her voice was flawless at her concert there’s really nothing negative I can say about her. But damn Kanye got told!  So in his blog he wrote:

THIS JUST IN… AMY WHINEHOUSE HATES ME!!! NOW I’VE REALLY MADE IT!!! LOL!!!!

These kids just made my day. I hope they do a show together, Kanye can open up for her!

These celebrities were born on June 30:

Mike Tyson is 42.
Fantasia is 24.
Michael Phelps is 23.
Bobby Vitale is 43.
Chan Ho Park is 34.
Patrick Wolf is 25.
Monica Potter is 37.

These celebrities were born on June 29:

Nicole Scherzinger is 30.
Jeff Burton is 41.
Robert Evans is 78.
Will Kemp is 31.
Gary Busey is 64.
Robert Evans is 78.

Nothing new about a bastard child these days.

But what if this bastard child just happened to be the daughter of Michael Lohan who just happens to be the FATHER OF LINSDAY LOHAN. Then things just get a wee bit out of control. So it all started in 1985 when Michael and Dina got married and had a couple of brats: Linsday (22), Michael Jr.(20), Ali (14), and Cody (12). Then somewhere along those annoying years with Dina,  Michael realized he needed a new woman and BAM hit it off with another hoe.

However, it wasn’t until years after him and this new hoe did the nasty…she confirmed: You are the father of my child. OH SNAP! This mystery woman even told Michael that their DAUGHTER looked a lot like Linsday and Cody. The girl’s mother has hinted to OK! magazine that she wants Michael to take responsibility.

I smell disaster!!! Can’t wait to see what this bastard kid looks like.